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Friday, July 21, 2006
An affair with Durian Guy
It was Wednesday. My durian worms were crawling all over me...So, after dinner, Sue and I went to have durian at the SS2 stall.
We had Red prawn --> Hong Har.
Branded durian, OK?? We got standard one... :P
Hehe. Anyway, after few bites, both of us find it not so satisfying; so, we called the Durian Guy to come over.
The conversation went something like that.

Sue: Eh, leng chai. This durian not nice leh.
Me: Yeah...watery one.
DG: Is it? But Hong Har is like that one worr....
Me: No lar. Like that one meh??
Sue: It is lam lam pek pek.( soft soft)
DG: No. It is memang liek this one. Looks watery only. But how is the taste?
Me: Sure or not ?
Sue: No worr. Like abit funny leh.
DG: Yeah yeah... BUT. how is the taste ??
Me: **looks at Sue...Don't know how to answer..
Sue: Errr.. **Said in her exact words with her very serious face**
MOU LEI YI QIN KUM JENG lor !!
(Not as superb as you used to be)
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DG: **blinked**
Me: ** trying to keep my poker face. We are negotiating mar.

( Damn ! The table next to us must think we had a threesome sometime back with this Durian Guy **blush)
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After a sec, he manage to reply Sue.
DG: Ngo pat lau dou kum jeng ke wor.
(I have always been this superb)

Me: ** Cannot tahan d. Spluttering with laughter**
Sue: **Joined in after realising her faux pas**

Negotiation settled with another small durian FOC. Yummy !!
Reward: Had a great laugh that night (still laughing now) and exercising of face muscles. :D
And that Durian Leng Chai will always remember us. Or at least Sue who said he was JENG !!
posted by sming @ 11:11 AM  
8 Comments:
  • At 12:26 PM, Blogger Patrick said…

    Hahaha... i like this post.. sm, good blog!!! kekeke...

    i like sue's golden words too...MOU LEI YI QIN KUM JENG lor !!
    complaint with a nice word...! i had learn! kekekeke...

     
  • At 1:50 PM, Blogger Kah Wee said…

    sai mmm sai oh....
    durian jeh...
    hahaha..
    anyway i like this post la...

     
  • At 2:43 PM, Blogger sming said…

    Patrick, Thanks !! hahaha. yeah.
    Joke of the year.

    Kah Wee, they pau sek one mar. So not nice can ask for replacement. :P
    Thanks !! :)

     
  • At 3:17 PM, Blogger Sue said…

    **blush...my canto not good mar...miss out few words mean something else addy....

    lastly he even asked me "so, jeng mm jeng"...haha, wanna answer back "mou lei kam jeng", but swallow back...dowan to miang with durian guy lah...later he miss me too much :P

     
  • At 3:31 PM, Blogger sming said…

    Sue, Luckily the guy quite cute. :P

     
  • At 10:41 AM, Blogger Patrick said…

    aii.. sue.. u should answer the durian guy "mou lei kam jeng" , wonder what is the reaction of the guy and so that sming can continue more on the post mah!!!
    hahahaha...
    come on sming... "An Affair with Durian Guy II.."episod number 2 pls..

     
  • At 10:51 AM, Blogger sming said…

    Part 2? Can !! Patrick, we give you the honor to take this two leng luis back to the durian stall...
    I will tell him: Lei jan hai hou jeng !!
    :P
    how? Deal ??

     
  • At 11:11 AM, Blogger Patrick said…

    cannot lah! with me around the fun is not there already, the durian guy will only respone to u n sue only.. me not suppost to be there lah!

     
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