It was Wednesday. My durian worms were crawling all over me...So, after dinner, Sue and I went to have durian at the SS2 stall.
We had Red prawn --> Hong Har.
Branded durian, OK?? We got standard one... :P
Hehe. Anyway, after few bites, both of us find it not so satisfying; so, we called the Durian Guy to come over.
The conversation went something like that.
Sue: Eh, leng chai. This durian not nice leh.
Me: Yeah...watery one.
DG: Is it? But Hong Har is like that one worr....
Me: No lar. Like that one meh??
Sue: It is lam lam pek pek.( soft soft)
DG: No. It is memang liek this one. Looks watery only. But how is the taste?
Me: Sure or not ?
Sue: No worr. Like abit funny leh.
DG: Yeah yeah... BUT. how is the taste ??
Me: **looks at Sue...Don't know how to answer..
Sue: Errr.. **Said in her exact words with her very serious face**
MOU LEI YI QIN KUM JENG lor !!
(Not as superb as you used to be)
Me: ** trying to keep my poker face. We are negotiating mar.
( Damn ! The table next to us must think we had a threesome sometime back with this Durian Guy **blush)
After a sec, he manage to reply Sue.
DG: Ngo pat lau dou kum jeng ke wor.
(I have always been this superb)
Me: ** Cannot tahan d. Spluttering with laughter**
Sue: **Joined in after realising her faux pas**
Negotiation settled with another small durian FOC. Yummy !!
Reward: Had a great laugh that night (still laughing now) and exercising of face muscles. :D
And that Durian Leng Chai will always remember us. Or at least Sue who said he was JENG !!